My wonderful grandfather sent me the following 'joke' email, which normally I would simply chuckle but thought it was an important, albeit childish, story to us 'classy' WINO's out there. Here it is in its entirety:
"It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poo WINE = HEALTH
Conclusion: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service."
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