Wine or Water?

This is one of those stupid things you receive in your spam email folder but given its relevance to wine drinkers I thought it was worth at least posting for posterity sake.

Wine or Water.....To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.

 
As Ben Franklin said:  

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
  that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would   have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria   found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we   do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or   other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of   boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: 

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.